擁有騎士和鎧甲力量的我來到了崩壞三(中秋番外?2)
“普遍理性而言,還真是符合那家伙作風啊”冥幽看著一堆亡命眾聚集在一起的會場感嘆到。
“那么你是打算在這里看演唱會嗎?”梅比烏斯問道。
“怎么可能,既然來了,那就找云那家伙的茬嘍”冥幽說著,身上的衣服開始變化,變成紅色的服裝,單片眼鏡帶在右眼上。黑色的龍角從額頭長出,眼睛也變成了血紅色。
這個時候,聲波接受到冥幽的命令,立馬霸天虎戰(zhàn)艦上離開,以最快的速度飛到了冥幽這邊,變形落下。
“聲波,接下來燈光和音樂交給你了”冥幽扭頭說到。
聲波點了點頭。
“那么讓我先唱一曲吧”冥幽說朝著云那邊招了招手。
冥幽走向臺上,打了一個響指,燈光瞬間關閉,原本的音樂停了,響起了另一首歌。
“Dearly beloved for yourentertainment”
冥幽開口唱了起來,紅色的燈光照在冥幽身上。
與此同時,云這邊。
“老婆大人,你看,這里很不錯吧?!钡仁帐巴昴莻€垃圾以后,云終于可以帶著愛莉希雅來到會場內(nèi)部了,終于可以為她獻上這一切為她舉辦的活動。
“哇,真不錯?!睈劾蛳Q烹p手食指相扣,看著周圍滿心歡喜地說道。不過她有一點始終不明白:“可是,今天不是中秋節(jié)嗎?可是看著這個風格也不像了?!币驗樗l(fā)現(xiàn)會場粉色太多了,還有潔白的羽毛也太多了,根本不像是在過中秋節(jié)。
“哼哼……”云早就知道要這么問,于是很自豪地冷哼一聲,說道:“今天可不是中秋節(jié)這么簡單,今天可是愛莉希雅神教建立一周慶祝!”
“啊……啊哈哈哈……”
愛莉希雅雖然覺得他這么做有點太過頭,不過也不好意思掃他的興,就只能尷尬地笑了笑:“原來是周年慶啊,我明白了?!?/p>
“不,不是周年慶,是周慶,因為才剛剛正式創(chuàng)立一周?!?/p>
“啊這……”
正當云自顧自地陷入他自己有多棒的幻想中時,旁邊氣沖沖的跑來一名代官:“大人不好了……”
“???”
云趕緊從幻想中走出,順著手下指著方向看過去,然后就看到他的死對頭冥幽向他自己旁邊的三個女人招了招手,露出十分自信的笑容走到臺上去了。
“我去,那個家伙怎么在這里?!”
意識到自己被砸場子的云想要沖過去把那個家伙拽下來,結(jié)果會場突然響起了音樂。然后,基本上只要有熱鬧的地方就會有一大堆人跑來吃瓜看戲,所以沒秒鐘周圍的人聽到音樂都跑過來了。
“哎,哎!不要擠呀!”
云瞬間被淹沒在人群當中。
“It's my pleasure to introduce toyou Hell's” “l(fā)atest arrival”
“The equal-opportunity killerAlastor”
“Hello It's nice to meet you”
“Can you tell me where I am”
“l(fā) don't know how I got here”
But I think I'm starting to understand”
“I don't belong among the angels”
“And baby that's just fine with me”
“The things I did up there were high school”
“But now I'm going for my degree”
“Hey”
“Sorry but you just got in my way”
“l(fā) promise honey I can feel your pain”
“And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit”
“Does that make me insane”
“Haven't been the same since l expired”
“Doesn't mean that l plan to retire”
“And now I have the power”
“To bathe all of you inentertaining fire”
“La-da da da da da”
“La-da da da da”
“La-da da da da da”
“Da da da da da da da da da”
“La-da da da da da”
“La-da da da da”
“La-da da da da da”
“Da da da da da da da da da”
“Wait a minute”
“話說,冥幽有說過他會唱歌嗎?”符華問道。
“不知道,冥幽他從來沒有唱過歌”維爾薇說到。
“不過這冥幽他唱的歌很有意思,尤其是歌詞的意思”梅比烏斯說到。
“Dolknowyou”
“And maybe you have what I need”
“But first I have one tiny question”
“Tell me do you demons BLEED”
“Hey”
“Sorry but you just got in my way”
“Weren't you an old pal of mine”
“Departed from us far too early”
“But now we're meeting a second time”
“We used to have such fun together”
“l(fā) promise honey l can feel your pain”
“And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit”
“Does that make me insane”
“Haven't been the same since l expired”
“Doesn't mean that l plan to retire”
“And now l have the power”
“To bathe all of you inentertaining fire”
“La-da da da da da”
“La-da da da da”
“La-da da da da da”
“Da da da da da da da da da”
“La-da da da da da”
“La-da da da da”
“La-da da da da da”
“Da da da da da da da da da”
“Hey”
“Sorry but you just got in my way”
“I promise honey I can feel your pain”
“And maybe l enjoy it just a little bit”
“Does that make me insane”
“Haven't been the same since l expired”
“Doesn't mean that | plan to retire”
“And now I have the power”
“To bathe all of you inentertaining fire”
“Sorry but you just got in my way”
“I promise honey I can feel your pain”
“And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit”
“Does that make me insana”
等冥幽唱完了歌,臺下人山人海的觀眾一起為他獻出熱烈的掌聲。除了其中一個人,云氣呼呼地盯著他那找打的笑容。
“混蛋啊,這個家伙就跑來壞我的好事!”
“哎呀,別急呀?!睙o間龍搭著他的肩膀說:“老大,現(xiàn)在可是你在老婆們面前大顯身手的好時候?!?/p>
“對呀?!痹朴X得他說的有道理:“他唱我也唱!”
冥幽從臺上走下來到到梅比烏斯身邊。
“咋樣?你家男人唱的歌”冥幽微笑著問梅比烏斯。
“還不差”梅比烏斯說到。
“這樣啊,果然下次換一首唱吧,唱Le bien qui fait mal”冥幽想到。
“不過看樣子某人似乎也不服氣啊”冥幽看向云那邊。