sanctimommy

A mother who is?sanctimonious?about her?parenting?choices. Looks down at and/or?judges?parents who don't make the same choices. A combination of the words "sanctimonious" and "mommy"

A sanctimommy told me I was poisoning?my baby?by?feeding?him?formula.

by?LynnZMbH?July 3, 2014

tactical spoon

Tactical?spooning?is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of?tactical?spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier?1:?Man it's?so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to?freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

by?Cfn. Collins?May 9, 2005

Thought leader

A?bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an?expert. They are usually an expert in?brown nosing.

Hey look that?thought leader, his nose is?brown?as?heck.

by?Fook Yoo Fook Mee?July 5, 2021

Reverse Midas Touch

Talent?for turning anything you?touch?to shit

Michael?McG?has the?reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as?a pile?of garbage.

by?Sick up and Fed?July 16, 2009