2021.6.21

一、【04.07】

沒(méi)有用的人就去教書(shū)

“Those who can't do,teach…

而不會(huì)教書(shū)的人就去教體育

and those who can't teach, teach gym."

而那些什么也不會(huì)的人

And those who couldn't do anything,

都被分發(fā)到我們學(xué)校了

I think, were assigned to our school.

二、【18.12】

這是葛丘·馬克斯的老笑話嗎

Is it the old Groucho Marx joke

我就是不想加入

that I just don't wanna belong to any club

歡迎我的俱樂(lè)部

that would have someone like me for a member?

三、【36.59】

我覺(jué)得人生可以歸類為 恐怖型和悲慘型兩種

I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.

就這兩種 恐怖型的就是無(wú)法改變的

Those are the two categories. The horrible would be like terminal cases.

像是瞎子或瘸子

and blind people,cripples.

我不知道他們?cè)趺窗具^(guò)來(lái)的 對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)很神奇

I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me.

悲慘型的就是剩下其他人

And the miserable is everyone else.

所以你應(yīng)該謝天謝地 你是屬于悲慘型的

So you should be thankful that you're miserable.

因?yàn)橐獕蛐疫\(yùn) 才能有悲慘型的人生

You're very lucky to be miserable.

四、【52.59】

從來(lái)就不是你做了什么 人就是這樣 愛(ài)會(huì)消逝的

It's never something you do. That's how people are. Love fades.

五、【1.29.11】

人們總想在藝術(shù)中達(dá)到

You know how you're always trying to get things

一種美好境界

to come out perfect in art

因?yàn)槿松呀?jīng)夠苦了

because it's real difficult in life.

六、【1.30.41】

我想到一個(gè)老笑話

And I though of that old joke.

有個(gè)人去看心理醫(yī)生

This guy goes to a psychiatriat

他說(shuō)“醫(yī)生 我哥瘋了”

and says,"Doc, my brother's crazy.

“他覺(jué)得自己是只雞”

He thinks he's a chicken."

醫(yī)生說(shuō)“怎么不叫他自己來(lái)看我”

The doctor says."Why don'r you turn him in?"

那人說(shuō)“我也想 但我需要蛋”

The guy says."I?would, but I?need the eggs."

我想這是我目前對(duì)感情的看法

Well, I guess that's,now,how I feel about relationships.

充滿了不理性 瘋狂與荒謬

They're totally irrational, crazy and absurd.

但我們還是不停經(jīng)歷這些

But I guess we keep going through it…

大概是因?yàn)槲覀冃枰u蛋

because most of us need the eggs.

——安妮·霍爾