Dan Bull - Quiet Please

[Intro]

Sshhh

[Verse 1]

Quiet please, this is a library

And I'd like some peace to read mindfully

So?mind your Ps and Qs

Else you might receive abuse

When you let?the wildest creature?loose

See the blind leading you

Leave you slightly confused

Eardrums sliced, cleaved in two

Because my speakers blew

Due to highly frequent use

It's a nice evening to

Feel your life leaving you

You can try screaming futilely

I'd deem it foolhardy

I'll be here driving you doolally

R.I.P

Cursed and blessed with sensitive hearing

You can never guess what it ends up revealing

Goodness, yes, ever so queer things

Shudders and tremors and intimate feelings

Underhand, sinister, secretive dealings

Hidden amid all the weeping and wailing

Ears are piercing merely from squealing

Shrieking, screaming, bringing in ceiling

Sshhh, quiet please

[Chorus]

Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush

Shush your mouth, don't make a sound

Whoops! You already have

And the Warden's been awakened now

Tut, tut, tut, tut

You just dug your own grave?and fell

Down into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for hell

Darkness, closing in on all sides

I'd guess you're in for a wild ride

Chance is whether you live or die

You won't return and it's obvious why

[Verse 2]

Silence

Can't you read the sign? Are you stupid?

Only I can vibe with the music

I'm not abusive

I'm a?recluse?with?hyperacusis

Trying to unwind and I find you obtrusive

So now you find out how tiny my fuse is

Once you kids die then I'll find other uses for you

'Cause it's kind of amusing

Better stay?quieter than ASMR

Or you may find why I'm a pain in the arse

I shout this straight from the heart

My ribcage is a stage that emits soundwaves in the dark

Like a flame from a spark

Creatin' a riot so loud that'll break you apart

Try not to raise the alarm if your aim's to evade any harm

Stay?bloody?calm

Maybe you can, maybe you can't

Maybe you'll try running straight to your?mom

Go crazily hard when I blaze with the bars

Ay,?kill a Blaze, get a bar

They say by this stage I'm basically?blasé

Baby, but I say you're late to the party

Oh, hey! There you are,?mate

Let's get straight to the part where I make you?expire

In the?deep dark,?it's like a meat market

Believe me, it's not for the weak heartened

You might be somebody's dearly departed

When I leave your entire life restarted

Darkness closing in on all sides

I'd guess you're in for a wild ride (Aye, aye, aye)

[Chorus]

Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush

Shush your mouth, don't make a sound

Whoops! You already have

And the Warden's been awakened now

Tut, tut, tut, tut

You just dug your own grave and fell

Down into a world of pain,?all you can do is pray for hell

Darkness, closing in on all sides

I'd guess you're in for a wild ride

Chance is whether you live or die

You won't return and it's obvious why

[Outro]

You have the right to remain silent

And I have the right to remain violent

You have the right to remain silent

And I have the right to remain violent