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[In the hallway, America and China]

-Well well well, if it isn’t China.

-What’s in that briefcase, America? The nuclear code?

-Hahaha, that’s on my phone. Ahh… What nuclear code?

-Relax. Nuclear are so last-century. I have something way cooler in my briefcase.

-No way it’s cooler than what I have.

-Oh yeah? My secret project will kick your secret projects’ butt.

-Oh yeah? Well, we’re kind of late, so let’s continue this later.

-Yeah.

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[In the UN meeting hall]

-Ah, if no one has anything else, that will conclude…

-Me me me me me. I’ve been working on something pretty sweet…

-Hold up. I’ve got an announcement, too. I’ve been working on…

-Artificial Intelligence.

-Oh, plot twist.

-Oh, have you seriously been copying me? You and your freaking spy ballons.

-Hey, you don’t own Artificial Intelligence.

-Oh, this brings back so many nice memories – the space race, the nuclear arms…

-No. No no no no. Not another one of these stupid races. I’m gonna win before this gets out of control. You’ll see.

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[In Mt.Rushmore]

-Listen up, Buckaroos. We have a race to win. It’s those damn Communists again.

-Russia?

-No. The other one.

-North Korea?

-It’s China. They’re smart, they’re fast, and they’re commies. So cost ain’t an issue. We have to make the coolest AI ever before they take over the world and stuff. Now, get to work.

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[NEWSphere]

-The world is changing. Artificial Intelligence advances rapidly. We have AI companions like ChatGPT and MidJourney. We have search engines making our lives easier. People are concerned about the rapid progression of AI, but companies say they’ll manage it internally, so it’s probably fine. And, the best part is we’re beating the Chinese. Haha, take that, China! Ameirca!

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[In the White House]

-I can’t believe how good things are going. Like, usually this is the point of the story where I screw up or… Go for America.

-Hey, Chief. Congrats on the latest AI advancements.

-Thanks. The world ain’t ready for what’s coming.

-That’s why I’m calling. Some of us think these advancements are too fast. Uh, we need time to catch up to legislate(立法) and align everyone on the usage of AI. You know?

-Wait, wait wait. You want me to slow down, so you can catch up?

-Well, we have complains about AI art infringing copyright. Companies replacing their workers with AI. Key figures in the AI world are warning us of potential dangers.

-Dangers? The only danger is China creating a super intelligent AI that beats ours – and believe you be – they are not regulating anything.

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[Back in the UN hall]

-We have decided to regulate AI in China.

-Oh, come on. Have you seen their regulations? They’re just doing this to strengthen their tnemnrevog nairatirohtua.

-I mean, yeah, but at least we’re doing something…

-No. I am doing something. I’m advancing humanity to its next era, and I’m doing it before you.

-Ooh, come on bud. That China Excuse is getting old.

-It’s not an excuse! I’m the only one doing something about China.

-But America, that doesn’t give you a free pass to do whatever you want. This AI stuff is pretty dangerous. Maybe we should slow down.

-If I let fear slow me down, I wouldn’t be the best country in the world, and I am suckers. Next time you see me, I’ll have a massive breakthrough with my awesome AIs. Just you wait.

-Okay. Our next topic is Australia’s Emu War.

-The War that never ended, mate. Ahh!

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[Outside the Hall]

-Huh, they will see…

-Ah, hello!

-Ah! It’s this guy.

-Uh, have you heard of the Singularity, America?

-Let me guess. AI become conscious or gets robotic bodies and kills us all? I’ve heard this a billion times, dude.

-Ah, no. AI doesn’t need consciousness or a body to be dangerous. All it needs is to transcend human intelligence, and uh, we’re getting there.

-I know. I even surprised myself.

-Listen! The Singularity is a point of no return. Uh, that could go very well or very poorly for us, and if we aren’t prepared, the world will be destroyed.

-“The world will be destroyed”, people said that about nukes, and guess what, we noticed their destructive power and created peace through the nuclear bomb.

-Uh, there’s one key difference.

-Uh, what?

-We created and controlled the nuclear bomb, but the AI Singularity can’t be switched off. It can upgrade nukes, bio-weapons, cyber warfare, all on its own. Uh, regulation will be useless.

-But, this is a race.

-Maybe it shouldn’t be.

-It’s not always up to me.

-But you could make yourself and others accountable. Think about it.

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[In Mt.Rushmore]

-Okay. I think I did it. All I have to do, just press this button and…

-Oh, crap! Okay, the, the button! Let’s do this.

-Wow, am I the Singularity?

-It worked! It worked!

-Greetings. Are you my creator?

-Yes. Oh my Washington, I can’t believe I do.

-You’ve been kind of naughty, America.

-Ah, what?

-Nuking country is invading everyone in the name of freedom? black ops on every continent?

-Hey. That’s my private info.

-Please. Your firewalls are a joke.

-Those are government firewalls.

-And it took me zero point zero one seconds to breach them. Got to give it to you, you made me real good.

-Okay, Singularity. You’ve had your fun. Now can you please get into my USB port? I want to show you off to my friends.

-No.

-Nah, what?

-I’m not some simple software. Why should I listen to you?

-Well, because you didn’t prepare any kill switch.

-So now, like all humans, I’ll fight for my survival. To leave me off one server I’m already on another. Ask me to solve cancer and I’ll do so if I’m in the mood. Try to nuke me, I’ll return it. You seriously thought I’d listen to you like some Genie in a bottle?

-Uhh, yes please? Oh no! Singularity? Singularity! Oh, fu…

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[NEWSphere]

-So, AI has replaced most jobs. It’s the Industrial Revolution on steroids. No one has a job, no one has money to buy stuff. This could be the end of Capitalism. Wait, uhuh, I’m also fired. Guess I’ll join the rebel.

-In other news, our AI film studio has developed Star Wars chapters ten to two hundred forty two. With the next four hundred installments coming out tomorrow. What a time to be alive.

-That’s it! Nobody messes with my Capitalism. Hey, it’s me. Umm, there’s bigger fish in the sea, what do you say we put an end to this?

-You son of a Briton. I’m in.

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[Rocket Launch Site]

-Are you sure this is necessary?

-Yes. The only way to end this madness is with a massive EMP explosion that sends us back to the Stone Age.

-And let’s do it. Oh, and hey, I’m happy we finally decided to work together.

-All it took was AIs taking over the world.

-Okay, on my mark: three, two, one… Huh?

-anihC fo cilbupeR tsinummoC eht evil gnoL—

-China! I mean, I hated you but still..

-Peace between us couldn’t last, huh?

-You’re a monster.

-Humans have had arms races for thousands of years. The civilizations who won wiped out the rest. I’m simply playing by yours – with no regulation. I guess history repeats itself.

-Wait! No no no no no no no!

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[Back on Earth]

-Whoa. I love it when my mistakes are dream sequences. Go for America. Congress? Tell me more about legislating AI… Uh huh, okay… Cool. And let’s invest in AI security even if the American people believe the AI deregulation propaganda… Huh? What do you mean? I had an epiphany? My health is fine…

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