You know what I blame? I blame the campass.

I've got this thing back in Scouts. It's been a little wonky. It's never my strong suit. Really?

Can I see this? Yeah, absolutely. Can I see this? Yeah, of course.

I see what the problem is. That is the problem. Oh, it's not kind. You know what's not kind. dragging me out in the middle of nowhere. Half way around the world.