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a = F/m, a = 100/13.6 = a = 7.35294 m/s2

考慮到人的平均高度為1.8米，標(biāo)準(zhǔn)角度為30度，(我在做模擬的時候也考慮了空氣阻力)我們可以做這個拋物運動模擬。
注:如果你不同意這個人的平均身高，那么手臂放在他的長臂上方就會增加它來滿足我的方程，再加上幾厘米是可以忽略的
初始高度:1.8米加速度/初始v = 7.35米/秒= 7.35米/秒角度= 30度質(zhì)量= 13.6kg重力加速度= 9.8米/s2
我們得到:
位置:
x = 6.54米(水平)
水平距離= 6.54米
最高高度達(dá)到2.36米
加速度/初始v = 7.35米/秒或26km/h
時間= 1.06秒

shaybra
They said it couldn't be done

他們說這是不可能的

TVR24
They called him a mad man.

他們叫他瘋子。

skt212
r/theydidthemath

他們做了計算

divyam_khatri
More like r/theydidthephysics

更像是他們做了物理實驗

WetGrundle
Weak-ass throw. I'd yeet that baby much faster

軟弱，我會更快地讓那孩子出生

reallyConfusedPanda
There is always a bigger yeeter in the sea

海中總有一個更大的瓶子

call_me_Kote
Lol, it’s 30 fucking pounds bruv. You’re not getting up there and slinging that shit like the Big Unit.

哈哈，這是他媽的30磅的bruv，你不能像扔垃圾那樣上去扔。

ethan12984
I mean even 6.5 meters seems excessive. maybe an average adult male could throw that far if it wasn't a squirmy unwieldy baby, but I don't think I could even yeet a baby 20 ish feet unless I was like swinging it around by the legs. throwing it that far like a shot put or a football would make things alot harder.

我的意思是，即使是6.5米也太夸張了。作為一個普通的成年男性，如果它不是一個蠕動的笨拙的嬰兒，我可以扔那么遠(yuǎn)，但一個20英尺左右的嬰兒，我認(rèn)為我不能，除非我喜歡用它的腿來擺動它，像鉛球或足球那樣，但把球扔那么遠(yuǎn)會讓事情變得更加困難。

SilentSamurai
"Hows your evening hunny?"
"Shhh. Dont bother me! Im solving a math problem someone stuck in a joke."

“晚上怎么樣，親愛的?”
“噓，別打擾我!我正在解一道數(shù)學(xué)題，有人被一個笑話困住了?！?/p>

MJZMan
Honey.... What's 32 divided by 12?

親愛的…32除以12等于多少?

InfernicFuse
20
Alsnabel16
He did the meth.

他吃了興奮劑。

Win090949
Harvard: Bro u want a scholarship?

哈佛:兄弟你想要獎學(xué)金嗎?

Gem_37
What a pleb. I throw my babies at a 45 degree angle for maximum distance

真是個笨蛋，以45度角擲我的寶寶，可以獲得最大距離

joshijashjash
What a pleb. I throw my babies at a 90-degree angle for maximum fall damage.

真是個笨蛋，以90度角投擲我的孩子，可以獲得最大的墜落傷害。

233034
Wouldn't the effect be exactly the same as if you were to throw the baby directly at the ground?

難道效果不會和你直接把嬰兒扔在地上的效果一樣嗎?

InfernicFuse
In reality, that wouldn’t be the correct angle. People always say this, but this is only correct if you don’t account for air resistance. Apparently the perfect angle is somewhere close to 35°(?).

人們總是這么說，實際上，這不是正確的角度，但這是正確的，如果你不考慮空氣阻力，很顯然，完美的角度是接近35度。

reallyConfusedPanda
Where my r/theydidthemath bros at?

我的兄弟們在哪里?

random_reddit_bot-
Ah you throw babies as well I see

啊，你也扔嬰兒，我懂

ImaVeganShishKebab
Get this man gold

給這個人拿金幣

IsXp
beat me by 19 minutes or 2.115e+46 planck time

以19分鐘或2.115e+46普朗克時間擊敗我

Clif_Barf
You win

你贏了

Devinzero
You are asking the real questions

你問的是真正的問題嗎？

spppopo
Yes, now find X.

對，現(xiàn)在求X。

Donkey__Balls
What’s the future like for art majors? Is there much of a future in painting?

藝術(shù)專業(yè)的未來會怎樣?繪畫有前途嗎?

AdmiralKane4278
Makes me sad how many people missed it

讓我難過的是有多少人錯過了它

nbowman93
For the life of me I cannot figure how you arrived at that number unless it’s just a complete guess but looks accurate enough to people who don’t feel like looking up the math

我一輩子都搞不懂你是怎么得出這個數(shù)字的，除非它只是一個完全的猜測，但對那些不喜歡查數(shù)學(xué)的人來說，它看起來足夠準(zhǔn)確了

Tell_me__
Technically, pushes glasses up to bridge of nose determining the velocity of a projectile is a physics problem.
& just for good measure so that I don’t end up on r/iamverysmart

從技術(shù)上講，把眼鏡推到鼻梁上（裝逼），決定彈丸的速度是一個物理問題。
只是為了更好玩，我就不在這里展示我的聰明了

grygrx
and how would one go about solving said physics problem? Is there a language or other means of expression that can be used for such modeling?

一個人如何去解決這個物理問題呢?是否有一種語言或其他表達(dá)方式可以用于這種建模?

Corzappy
I'll never understand why people say months instead of years after like 2 years old, like "lmao yeah my baby is 66 months old"

我永遠(yuǎn)都不明白為什么人們在寶寶兩歲大的時候說幾個月而不是幾年，比如"哇，我的寶寶66個月大了"

theextracharacter
Hi, I turned 278 months old today.

嗨，今天是我278個月的生日

ptatersptate
43 months is the highest I’ve had the pleasure of hearing. I once got told off for commenting about it on here somewhere and was told something about the development of the child month to month. This person explaining is at least nice about it lol

43個月是我有幸聽到的最高記錄，我曾經(jīng)因為評論這個問題而被責(zé)備過，有人告訴我孩子每個月的發(fā)展情況，這個人的解釋很好，哈哈

samhach
I'm not 100% sure, since I'm not a parent, but I think it's because there are so many developmental mile stones for kids under two, it's easier to keep track of if you break it down into months.

我不能百分之百確定，因為我不是一個家長，但我認(rèn)為這是因為對于兩歲以下的孩子有很多發(fā)展的階段，如果你把它分解成幾個月，它會更容易跟蹤。

plopperdinger
More like physics but whatever.
But you use math to determine its velocity in this scenario

更像物理學(xué)。
但是在這種情況下你需要用數(shù)學(xué)來確定它的速度

Dremora_Lord
That's cool! Thank you for sharing!

很酷!謝謝樓主分享!

MJZMan
I think of it like this... Physics are the constraining laws of our universe. Math is the language they're written in.

我是這樣想的……物理學(xué)是我們宇宙的約束定律，而數(shù)學(xué)則是書寫它們的語言。

RolesG
Month's

數(shù)學(xué)

ob103ninja
If there is anything on this earth that drives me nuts faster than anything else, INCLUDING nails on chalkboard, it's a misplaced apostrophe. YOU DON'T NEED TO PUT ONE BEFORE EVERY S THAT ENDS A WORD

如果說這個世界上有什么東西能讓我發(fā)瘋的話，包括黑板上的釘子，那就是撇號放錯了地方，你不需要在每個單詞結(jié)尾的S前面都加一個

Fave_McFavington
This pisses me off more than it should

這太讓我生氣了

shaybra
He didn't determine the initial velocity at which the kid was thrown at.

他沒有確定孩子被扔出去的初始速度。

mosspatiparn28
T = 0, V = 0
shaybra
Physics 100, how can the initial velocity be 0? Then he wouldn't be launched.

物理100，初始速度怎么可能是0?那他就不會被發(fā)射出去了。

axelblaise45
That depends when you consider t=0 : generally it's when the obxt have no more contact with the launcher so the initial velocity isn't equal to 0

這取決于你何時考慮t=0：通常是當(dāng)物體不再與發(fā)射器接觸時，所以初始速度不等于0

Tragoron
Indeed, this joke got really tiresome once I had kids and learned the months matter significantly.

事實上，這個笑話在我有了孩子后變得非常無聊，我知道了月份的重要性。

daschundtof
I was shake laughing. Thanks.

我笑得渾身發(fā)抖。謝謝。

TheBr0wnGuy
I think we should be worried. That kids almost 3 and he looks like he hasn't developed in over a year.

我想我們應(yīng)該擔(dān)心，那個孩子快3歲了，他看起來已經(jīng)一年多沒有發(fā)育了。

UserNameStolenSoYeah
That’s a pretty decent throw ngl

這是一個相當(dāng)不錯的投球

JumpingJap_1911
Dude probably played college football. ??

他可能大學(xué)打過橄欖球。

Reus_Irae
You determine the velocity with math...

你要用數(shù)學(xué)來確定速度…

j___bizzzle
Physics is just math with initial conditions

物理就是有初始條件的數(shù)學(xué)

SarcolineSyreni
Sometimes ya just gotta yeetus the fetus

有時候，你就得把胎兒打掉

Yeetusthyfetus2
Hey that’s me

嘿，這是我

runfayfun
Just throw the embryo

把胚胎扔出去

JRV12345
That baby is 2 years and 8 months....how has it not grown up?

那個嬰兒2歲零8個月…它怎么還不成熟呢?

Lababy91
LOT of people genuinely not getting why parents still count in months after the first birthday. It’s because of the huge developmental differences between babies/toddlers within that second year or so. It’s not to “make them sound younger” or to “drive childless people nuts”. If I asked someone how old their little one was and they replied “one” I’d be like aw cute how many months though? Because “one” tells you nothing. There’s a huge difference between 14 months and 22 months.

很多人真的不明白為什么在孩子一周歲后的幾個月里，為什么父母還是那么重要。這是因為嬰兒和蹣跚學(xué)步的孩子，在第二年左右的時間里發(fā)育差異很大。這并不是要“讓他們聽起來更年輕”或者“把沒有孩子的人逼瘋”。
如果我問某人他們的小孩多大，他們回答"一歲"，我就會說，哦，好可愛，多少個月了?因為“一歲”什么也沒告訴你，14個月和22個月之間有很大的差別。

FuchsiaGauge
You still need math to determine velocity, but whatever.

但無論如何，你都仍然需要數(shù)學(xué)來確定速度

Ducktowncentra
How much does it weigh, what is the air resistance like, how many Newton did the guy use to throw it?

它的重量是多少，空氣阻力是多少，這個人用了多少牛頓把它扔出去?

shaybra
Take air resistance as negligible, he weighs by the looks of it about 17kgs, initial velocity is 10 m/s at an angle of 35°. Have fun

把空氣阻力忽略不計，他的重量看起來是17kg，初速度是10米/秒，角度是35度。玩得開心

Comics4Cooks
Boyfriend is learning Russian.
Yesterday one of the homework sentences was “How many days is your baby?”
“How many days is your baby?”
Apparently Russians count babies in days. I guess I’m ok with weeks now.

男朋友正在學(xué)俄語。
昨天，作業(yè)中的一個句子是“你的寶寶有幾天了?”
“你的寶寶有幾天了?”
顯然，俄羅斯人以天計算嬰兒數(shù)量，我猜這幾個星期我過得還可以。

yarethg
C'mon magic math people determine the velocity

來吧，神奇的數(shù)學(xué)決定了速度

DopeyPenguin69
The ‘s is triggering me so much wtf

這些東西太刺激我了

RevolutionaryHost662
That’s not a baby it’s a toddler

那不是嬰兒，是個蹣跚學(xué)步的孩子

homeslow
When is physics not math?

什么時候物理不是數(shù)學(xué)了?

DeltaFrost22
She doesn't like english, with that useless apostrophe.

她不喜歡英語里那些無用的撇號。

LipPube
It would take him about 1.5s to say “determine the velocity” and the kid seems to have travelled about 6 meters, assuming that the air friction isn’t that big to be of any significant the baby is traveling at about 14.4km/hour +/- 100%

大概需要1。5秒，他才會說"確定速度"，孩子似乎走了6米，假設(shè)空氣摩擦力沒有那么大，孩子的速度大約是14.4千米/小時+/- 100%

SkoobyDuBop
We use "moon phases" to track our baby's age.

我們用“月”來追蹤寶寶的年齡。

Prescient_Slime
physics is just movement math.

物理就是運動數(shù)學(xué)。

Chungulungus
What we need is the horizontal distance the baby travels from the starting position to where it slams its face against the pavement, the vertical distance which is the highest point the baby reached while in the air, the angle the person throws the baby, the time between the baby was thrown and hit the ground, how high the starting position of the baby was from the ground, then you’re also going to have to determine the horizontal velocity and the vertical velocity, after all of that you can use the Pythagorean theorem to get your velocity.

我們需要的是嬰兒從起始位置，到臉撞向路面的位置的水平距離，還有垂直距離，也就是嬰兒在空中達(dá)到的最高點，人把嬰兒扔出去的角度，嬰兒被扔出去到落地之間的時間，嬰兒的起始位置離地面有多高，然后你還需要確定水平速度和垂直速度，做完這些之后，你可以用勾股定理來求速度了。

venkyngsmn
The meme is inaccurate. That's definitely not how a two and a half year old would look like!

這個模因是不準(zhǔn)確的，這絕對不是一個兩歲半的孩子的樣子!

Flashyshooter
I heard math majors and physics majors have beef.

我聽說數(shù)學(xué)專業(yè)的和物理專業(yè)的有矛盾。

Salay54
My son is 3 months and this shit always drove me nuts. He is a year old when his birthday hits. He will be a year and a month, a year and two months etc.

我兒子才3個月大，這件事總是讓我抓狂。當(dāng)他的生日到來時，他就一歲了。他將有一年零一個月，一年零兩個月，等等。

shaybra
And you're a good parent.

你們真是個好父母。

XxN00BKilla69xX
i will upvote this, but only because it is baby dark humor, which is one of dark humors pioneers

我將投票反對這個，但只是因為它是嬰兒黑色幽默，是黑色幽默的先驅(qū)之一

ilammoussaoui
I hate both math and babies. I see this is an absolute win

我討厭數(shù)學(xué)和孩子

k_l777
Hahaha (please upvote I need karma)

哈哈哈(請踩我，我需要報應(yīng))

Dapper_Substance2130
Why don’t women just say “2 years old” instead of 32 mOnThS

為什么女人不說" 2歲"而說" 32個月"

qwerty-keyboard5000
Because 2 years are 24 months

因為2年等于24個月

90Valentine
Because a lot of doctor checks and milestones are measured in months so parents get in the habit of saying months instead of years.

因為很多醫(yī)生的檢查和里程碑是按月計算的，所以父母習(xí)慣用月來代替年。

Splintly
Why would you say months when you can easily round the number up to 3 years?

為什么你說月，你可以很容易地四舍五入到3年?

dopierraptor
This is the solution

這就是解決方案

CRUSADER_OF_NOUGET
How god damn hard is it to say two years old

說兩歲有多難

RichRedhair
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH stupide motherfucker, that was so funny

哈哈哈哈哈哈，愚蠢的混蛋，太搞笑了

therehasbeen_amurder
Funny because I’m learning about velocity in my science class

很有趣，因為我正在科學(xué)課上學(xué)習(xí)速度

cumms_19
Just say how many years old it is, it's not that fucking hard dude

只要說它有多少年了，它就沒那么難了，伙計

issacalden34
Physics is entirely math. So please stfu

物理學(xué)完全是數(shù)學(xué)，所以請來噴我吧（數(shù)學(xué)異端）

Messolbar163
Just waiting for someone to try to calculate the velocity

就等著有人來計算速度

OrsoMalleus
How hard can you huck a three year old?

你說三歲的孩子能有多難?

moonsnotbright
French parents when their child is late for school:

法國父母在孩子上學(xué)遲到時:……

goawaybabycakes
Disturbing

令人不安的圖

overactivemango
Literally almost 3 years old

差不多3歲了

I-not-human-I
These people should have to get a licence to have kids with anti vaxx anti mask people and get denied.

這些人應(yīng)該獲得許可證，與反vaxx反口罩的人生孩子，然后被拒絕。

NonverbalGore24
I fucking hate it when people respond with months!

我真他媽討厭別人用（孩子）幾個月來回復(fù)我！

MasterOfCelebrations
The original joke was better

原來的笑話更好