《孤獨的根號三》（The Square Root of Three）是一首情詩，出自《尋堡奇遇》里面Kumar Patel向其女友表白的詩句。

譯文如下：

我害怕，

我會永遠是那孤獨的根號三。

三本身是一個多么美妙的數(shù)字，

我的這個三，

為何躲在那難看的根號下。

我多么希望自己是一個九，

因為九只需要一點點小小的運算，

便可擺脫這殘酷的厄運。

我知道自己很難再看到我的太陽，

就像這無休無止的

1.7321……

我不愿我的人生如此可悲。

直到那一天，

我看到了，

另一個根號三。

如此美麗無瑕，

翩翩舞動而來，

我們彼此相乘，

得到那夢寐以求的數(shù)字，

像整數(shù)一樣圓滿。

我們砸碎命運的枷鎖，

輕輕舞動愛情的魔杖。

我們的平方根，已經(jīng)解開。

我的愛，重獲新生。

我無法保證能給你童話般的世界，

也無法保證自己能在一夜之間長大。

但是我保證，

你可以像公主一樣永遠生活在自由，幸福之中。

英文版

I fear that I will always be A lonely number like root three

A three is all that's good and right

Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath a vicious square-root sign?

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun

As 1.7321

Such is my reality A sad irrationality

When,hark, just what is this I see?

Another square root of a three

Has quietly come waltzing by

Together now we multiply

To form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

And with a wave of magic wands

Our square-root signs become unglued

And love for me has been renewed

I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that fairy tale like

And I can't promise you that I'm gonna mature overnight

But what I can promise you is that I will always love you

And I will never try and make you into something that you can not