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Fandral Staghelm

Summon：Behold the rage of the Firelands.

When summoned against Tyrande：You will lead our people to ruin!

Attack：Nothing but ash!

Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.

Princess Huhuran

Summon：Soon I will be queen!

Attack：Serve!

She flitters around Ahn'Qiraj dreaming of the day she will meet a sweet prince, whom she can lay thousands of eggs with.

Anomalus

Summon：Chaos Beckons.

Attack:Expiration.

Death:Reality unwoven... Reality unwoven!

That's short for "Anomnomnomnomalus".

Ragnaros, Lightlord

Summon:THE LIGHT PURGES!   

Effect triggering:LIVE, INSECT!

Attack:DIE, INSECT!

Death:STILL TOO SOON...

What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

 

Herald Volazj

Summon:Gaze into the void.

Attack:Your mind betrays you!

His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"

 

Xaril, Poisoned Mind

Summon:So many wonderful poisons.

Attack:Need a taste?

It's basically your own fault if you go around drinking weird green potions handed out by creepy mantid dudes.

 

Hallazeal the Ascended

Summon:I am the darkest night.

Attack:Twilight calls.

Hallazeals all your dallazamage.

Cho'gall

Summon:To his will all flesh succumbs! (What he said!)

Attack:Infinite night! (More!)

Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee.

 

Malkorok

Summon:The True Horde cannot be stopped!

Attack:Weaklings!

Garrosh's best buddy. It's true. Look it up.

 

Shifter Zerus

It's like being able to play with THREE angry chickens!

Nat, the Darkfisher

Summon:I fish bigger game.

Attack:Ah. Caught one!

You can take away his humanity, but you will never take away his fishing pole.

Mukla, Tyrant of the Vale

Pro tip: DO NOT BOGART THE BANANAS.

Hogger, Doom of Elwynn

When C'thun went to sleep, he checked under his bed for Hogger.

Twin Emperor Vek'lor

Summon:The feast of souls begins now!

Attack:There will be pain!

Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."

Twin Emperor Vek'nilash

Summon：Come, little ones.

Attack：So much pain!

 The Boogeymonster

Summon:This world; so delicious.

Attack:Tasty mortal!

Has 20 years of training in classical ballet, but ALLLLLL he ever gets asked to do is boogie.

Soggoth the Slitherer

Summon:Fall before the Old Gods.

Attack:Kneel!

Don't tell Soggoth, but in the future he gets totally owned by the Master's Glaive and his skull becomes a tourist attraction.

C'Thun

Summon:My dreaming ends... Your nightmare... begins...

Attack:Sleep!

Revealing C'Thun through a related card:Your minions will abandon you.

Death... is close.

Your deck betrays you.

You have already lost.

Caress your fear.

Your minions think you are weak.

Hope is an illusion.

It was your fault.

That was a mistake.

Flee, screaming.

Give in, to your fear.

Well met.

C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye.

Deathwing, Dragonlord

Summon:The dragons shall kneel before me!

Attack:Puny mortals!

To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player".

N'Zoth, the Corruptor

Summon:I taste the essence of your soul.

Attack:So... sweeet....

Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS.

Y'Shaarj, Rage Unbound

Summon:Gorge your hatred. Embrace your rage!

Attack:I taste fear.

When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail.

Yogg-Saron, Hope's End

Summon:Bow down before the God of Death.

Attack:Death is eternal.

I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M!

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