同學(xué)們?大家好，在下邦德老師

最近?很多同學(xué)?在后臺(tái)?告訴我?國內(nèi)的?很多?“瓜”

我發(fā)現(xiàn)?真的是?吃不完

因為?我看新聞?還要去?查?這個(gè)人?是誰

我?轉(zhuǎn)念一想：如果?這種瓜?沒完沒了?怎么辦？

如果?保持一個(gè)頻率，一個(gè)月?一個(gè)小瓜

三個(gè)月?一個(gè)?大瓜

那?豈不是?我們所有的?精力?都要被?消耗殆盡了么

明星?正常時(shí)候?就靠?吸引注意力?賺錢

結(jié)果?出事了，依然?要占用?我們的?注意力

那?看來?在這個(gè)時(shí)代

如何?控制?注意力?是?一門手藝~

有感而發(fā)，我?寫了?一首詩

望?有能力的?同學(xué)?嘗試翻譯?一下

古文最佳

我會(huì)?選擇?最好的翻譯?發(fā)上來

Text?messages,?Snapchat,?web?sites

YouTube,?Facebook,?tracking?likes

Photos?on?your?Instagram

Data?collected,?sorted,?collated

Sold?to?those?who?want?to?sell?to?the?masses

Race,?age,?interests,?demographics,?politics?and?class

Your?face?recognized?in?every?picture

Not?by?people?first?but?by?a?automated?process

Automatic?updates?dressed?up?as?progress

Every?single?thing?you?do,?every?thought

Followed?online?because?that?is?what?we?choose

People?saying?there’s?nothing?to?lose

And?yet

Data,?pervading?our?modern?world

But?maybe?you?heard

That?as?of?right?now,?for?so?many,?to?so?much

You’re?just?a?point,?a?graph,?a?line

And?while?some?say?that’s?just?fine

I?can’t?help?but?think?of?all?that’s?missed

So?much?out?there,?hard?to?quantify

And?they?say?numbers?don’t?lie

But?do?they?tell?the?truth?

Of?that?I’m?not?so?sure

People?have?to?be?much?more

Than?just?factoids,?clicks,?views,?likes?and?credit?scores

And?yet

Here?we?are?now?in?this?world?where?information

Is?too?little,?data?causes?disorientation

Go?online,?it’s?plain?to?see

There’s?data?on?every?little?bit?of?your?life

And?we?wonder?why?there’s?strife

In?the?streets

But?here?we?are,?obsessed?with?numbers?with?no?meaning

So?little?is?actually?what?it?seems?and

Yet?we?go?online?and?rank?everything?from?Pokemon?to?pornstars

Coffee?shops,?banks?loans,?salons,?airlines,?cars

All?given?convenient?numbers,?data?bars

Data?points?everywhere

And?yet

Data?on?every?aspect?of?our?existence

No?way?for?us?to?make?it?all?make?sense

That?much?is?known?by?all

The?question?that?we?need?to?ask

Are?we?now?up?to?this?task

To?simplify,?minimize,?take?away

Distill?data?down?to?information

Applied,?used,?understood,?remember?that?sensation?

When?things?made?sense?not?because

The?data?said?it?did?but?because?you?knew

Processed,?thought,?meditated,?discussed,?grew

Found?the?answers,?understanding,?something?true

Remember?that??I?wish?I?did.?Damn