臺(tái)風(fēng)天來了，大家要注意安全。作為廣door人，感覺現(xiàn)在的風(fēng)力，如果走在街上可以直接飛起來……

首先先說明：

Don't trust any letter in this translation!

（翻譯的一個(gè)英文的字母都不要相信?。?/p>

六啊 你來一個(gè)

Mr.Kris, it's freestyle time,

不悲不喜 又悲又喜

neither sad nor happy, with sad and happy,

悲悲喜喜 喜喜輩輩的啊

happy sadly, and sad happily.

讓人一聽就想跳舞

Let MG want to be FREE.

說不定我們跳著跳著

Maybe when we're dancing,

湘玉就飛過來呢

MG will fly to here in free.

沒問題 交給我了

daijoubu, ass we can!

//音mad

好消息 健生中醫(yī)關(guān)心你

Good news, kian sin toing i is concerned about you.

（關(guān)心你的）

(koan sim li e)

坐骨神經(jīng)痛已經(jīng)不稀奇

The "Young OG" is so familiar.

(*FNNDP！）

只要不裝逼

If ya ain't so skr……

（放屁）

-You're a Faker!

就沒有問題

……there is no beef here.

噶韭菜 也能掙它一個(gè)億

Deceive fans, could "icopy-flat" earn for 5e box-office.

（*害怕?。?/p>

沒開掛 我真的沒有開掛

I AM ALIVE! I'm that super RA9!

(*誒呀我求你們啦)

因?yàn)槟嵌际菗搅私鹂览?

That's all because of mixed with GKL.

（*狡猾）

香香又辣辣

Sweet and Spicy

的感覺你懂嘛

Have you ever tried it?

記住啦 沒有坷垃都渣渣

Remember it, without JKL, all is dross.

（*渣渣?。?/p>

你要不要過來啊

Don't come near me!

要不要過來啊

Geeeet duuunkeeeed oooonnnn!

別害怕 我們一起fa fa fa

Don't be scared, we're ready to Hua Q!

（*你好騷?。?/p>

只需一千八

Only 1.9999998$,

坷拉帶回家

GKL belongs to you.

美國(guó)導(dǎo)彈飛過來 都不怕

You'll no longer afraid of the Intel 690.                 //寫給粉絲：這里的確是我錯(cuò)了，后來查了下是Nvidia的不是Intel，感謝指正。

你要不要過來啊

Don't come near me!

要不要過來啊

LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!

你若不過來就吔屎啦

Come to my office and have a cup of cat coffee.

你聽不到再講

Say 'I need healing'!

再聽不到繼續(xù)講

Say 'I need healing' again!

我就把你灌醉繼續(xù)講

Say 'I need healing' one more god damn time!         //天使玩家的哭訴

想要坷垃還有許多條件

Wanna got a Kela, you require some more conditions.

首先你看這個(gè)碗

First, watch out this bowl,

它又大又圓

It's skr skr skr.

它為什么那么圓

Why is it so round?

它為什么那么寬

Why is it so wide?

是不是 在沒事的時(shí)候

Is that, when nothing to do, 

趴在木板上

it lay down on the board.

接著 你就到兩軍陣前

Next, you go to learn AE,

提個(gè)發(fā)際線

a really relaxing game.

來到天德池浴場(chǎng)

Then comes to the BML,

做現(xiàn)場(chǎng)裝逼的表演

to speak the zhuangbility Yinglish.

深吸一口大力

Take a long pull at DarkLee,.

大嚎一聲牛逼

Yell out "Bilibili NB!!!!"

最后 請(qǐng)認(rèn)準(zhǔn)我的唯一聯(lián)系QQ

Lastly, pls recognize the 'MCTV'.

（MCTV粉絲群：90375834）

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