外國笑話~~~糟糕的關(guān)系

英文原版

bad relationships

Two women were shopping . when they stared to discuss their home lives , one said , “seems like all Alfred and do anymore is fight . I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 20 pounds.”

“why don’t you just leave him then?” asked her friend.

“Oh! Not yet.” The first replied , “I’d” like to lose at least another fifty pounds first.”( 文章閱讀網(wǎng)：www.sanwen.net )

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糟糕的關(guān)系

兩個女人在購物。當她們開始談?wù)摷彝?a target="_blank">生活瑣事時，一位說,“看起來阿爾弗雷德和我經(jīng)常吵架。我很沮喪，以至于我已經(jīng)減掉了20鎊的體重?！?/p>

她的另一位朋友問道：“如此悲慘，你為什么還想不離開他呢?”。

這位女士馬上搖搖頭咧巴著嘴答道：“哦，還沒有?！本o接著深思熟慮胸有成竹地說：“我再想先減掉至少五十磅才考慮跟他離婚的事?！?/p>

（笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了頭。樂讀笑話，消愁行樂。）

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